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Revenge is Not In My Plans You'll Fuck Yourself All On Your Own Adult Unisex Bleached Cotton T-Shirt

Revenge is Not In My Plans You'll Fuck Yourself All On Your Own Adult Unisex Bleached Cotton T-Shirt

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Revenge is Not In My Plans You'll Fuck Yourself All On Your Own Adult Unisex Bleached  Cotton T-Shirt:  A Tee with Bite!

This Ain't Your Revenge Tour

This isn't your average graphic tee. This bleached and distressed cotton creation is a statement piece for the unapologetically chill. The faded, worn look whispers of nonchalant confidence, while the bold text declares your stance on negativity in a way that's equal parts humorous and assertive.

Here's the lowdown:

  • The fabric: Imagine that perfect vintage tee you found buried in a thrift store – buttery soft, lightweight cotton that's undergone a beautiful bleaching process. The bleach effect creates a unique, mottled look that adds to the garment's laid-back vibe.

  • The message:  Forget dwelling on past wrongs or plotting elaborate comebacks. This shirt is for those who choose to rise above the drama. The phrase "Revenge is Not In My Plans. You'll Fuck Yourself on Your Own" is a darkly humorous way of saying you're too busy living your best life to waste time on negativity. It's a conversation starter, sure, but it's also a reminder to yourself to maintain your peace and focus on what truly matters.

  • Who it's for: This tee is for the mature individual who's comfortable in their own skin and doesn't need to engage in childish theatrics. It's for those who navigate life's challenges with grace and a hint of dark humor. It's perfect for everyday wear, throwing on over leggings for errands, or adding a touch of edge to a night out.

This bleached and distressed tee isn't just a shirt, it's an attitude. It's a declaration of your inner peace and a subtle warning to those who might try to disrupt it.
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